Monday, September 24, 2012

Puff-Puff The (not so) Proud Rooster

Warning: This post might seem graphic to some. I think it is too, but I really did leave out the super gross and bloody photos.
Clayton had a few helpers catching Puff-Puff. The sounds from the coop were hilarious! 
 Sean and our landlord, Mr. L, have both had several encounters with Puff-Puff our Proud Rooster. I guess we know now where the term Cocky comes from, He was a proud Cock.
The important term there being: was.
This photo cracks me up, not so much for me beheading my first rooster,
but for Ruby's hand over her heart, and Erik's mouth wide open. 
 I sold our hens a few weeks ago. I was tired of feeding them for not enough eggs (which I later discovered a cache of eggs in the bushes) I digress, since the hens have been gone Puff-Puff has been alone, except when he tries to bother our pullets. He was rather outspoken and frankly, with then hens gone he had no job.
 I often tell the children you don't work, you don't eat. Puff-Puff wasn't working so he got what was coming to him! (Please read the tongue in cheek, and know that is not what would happen to my children).
Just for the experience we let him run around with his head cut off and watched his last few attempts at crowing. There was some morbid laughing. It was kinda gross, kinda educational.
I did not have control of the camera so there were some rather disgusting photos,
especially of the rooster's feet in various 'situations'
 I was surprised at how heavy he was. I was also surprised how difficult it was to chop his head completely off. I did 3/4 of the decapitation, and Aaron finished the job for me.
I canned applesauce last night, blackberry jam this morning, then kept the pot hot
and butchered a rooster this afternoon, not bad.
After putting him in hot water and removing the feathers, we took him outside and gutted him. I cut him  from sternum to stem. I did gag a bit when we cleaned the neck and removed the bowels. Seriously, felt like the smell was still on my hands long after I was done. Erik commented that our anatomy this afternoon was much more fun and interesting than our anatomy this morning. Real life.
The children saved as many neck feathers as possible.
 Ian decided to dress up his Dollar Tree cowboy hat. 
We, I mean I, had to finish plucking the rooster with tweezers, then put him in a pot to simmer for a few hours. I got 3 quarts of broth, and some pretty good looking meat for dinner! The skin was tough, leathery and looked like a teenage boy with bad acne.
Erik was disappointed that we had already done science, because this,"Totally, could have counted!"
Ian claimed the rooster feet. He wilted when I told him they were not coming in the house.
I said, "You know those aren't coming in the house, Right!?"
He replied, "I do now."
 He had hoped to put them in his treasure chest. I don't know, maybe they would smell good?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pioneer Woman ain't got nuthin' on you! Thatta babe!! I'm so proud of you! -Jess

Jennie G said...

Nasty! But it made me laugh none the less. :)

Anonymous said...

This is so disgusting and bizarre that a mother would let her young children take part in the brutal murder of another living being, and then LAUGH about it. What a shame you don't need a license to be a parent, very poor parenting and NOT in the least funny....you are sick

Anonymous said...

Sick! Next time mom should take the kids into the bedroom and watch her get forked by dad! Nothing wrong with exposing the small children to a little cunt action! SICK! SICK!