Ok, so this conversation did not involve Ian but I thought he was a pretty handsome coyboy.
Aaron: Do you know how to remove the claws from a mole?
Me: Ummm, no not really why?
Aaron: Because Kemper (the hunter cat) killed a mole and I want to make a necklace out of mole claws.
Me: (turning around from the kitchen sink) PLEASE take the dead mole out of the house and throw it away. Mole claws are too small to make a necklace out of, you will have to kill a bear, those claws would make a good necklace.