Small Wonders

Friday, April 30, 2010

Things you hear at our house

Sometimes the Pastor prays for so long I forget we are praying
"Mama, Do cows chew gum?"
Liberty (4) "Bye Mama! I hope your client has a vaginal birth!"
Pencils don't belong up your nose.
If you want to know where your girls are, They are over there, licking the rain off the bleachers.
Mama,"Don't wear the rollerblades down the stairs! Or on the trampoline!"
Liberty (3) Took a nap in Ruby's bed and declared it, "Lame!"
Erik (9), when looking at a picture of a man opening a gift meant for a woman, "That's awkward!"!"
Ruby (5) I'm not nice when I'm mean, but I'm nice when I'm nice.
Libby (3) After eating some tabasco,"It smells funny in my mouth."